Rollin’

Rollin’ down the street playing my tunes.

Got locked up, they said I’m not getting out soon.

Called my mom, said she was on her way.

She came at 11 but was just too late.

So you know what that means?

I had to stay another day.

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Who Said That?

Jimmy and Leroy were going to the corner store when they seen a dog get hit by a car. As they were walking past it, someone said, “Aye, homie you not gon’ help?” As they were looking around, no one was on the sidewalk so they kept walking. Jimmy said, “Broski do you think animals talk or am I off it?”